The machine eats into."I am dizzy!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1160 to roast a cow chicken chicken
Go to university in the evening back door to eat to roast, roast to have one small blackboard before the stand and up have a few big words:
Roast
Beef string
Drumstick
Chicken heart
Accidentally and side a beautiful my daughter livings to very loudly be like to have a word of matter one to once shout a way:Roast a cow chicken chicken.
Public crazy sweat on the side!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1161 not 100 piece
A day, has a customer come to the male payment, 60,000 pieces of 100 a firm of 6 firm Reminbi go toward cave slot in the counter a throw to say:"Young lady hands over money!"
"Excuse me, you to male still to private?"
"To male!"
"That you fill a slip, the numbered account knows?"
That customer's eyes turned a N turn behind suddenly realize:", On the car!"Finish saying to immediately turn round to leave, throw down 60,000 pieces at present at me, I am been surprised by the this person bold and unconstrained style Be getting more foolish.
Moment, I am abrupt however return to absolute being, start to grasp microphone to yell:"Big hall give°s that person me to grasp back!"
The whole business department moment is silent, then explodes moment joke.That man is called by the big hall back and says with innocent look:"Do I take numbered account!"
I threaten him:"You none of money want?In case of I at in draw out a , then say with you money is little how do?"
He sees me and unexpectedly says:"Do not relate to, not 100 dollars?"
I blurt out:"That you how late say?"The whole business department is again silent, then coaxs a joke.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1162 words to say that the beautiful MM gets drunk behind
A year winter, I knew a beautiful girl.The qualities is very good.That year two of us almost every day all glue together, be not steep bar be steep Di hall.Evening once, what we drank very drunkly returned to a house, she started making.Cry, cry of Be getting more severe.His a person hides in the toilet to cry.I guard a gate Chuai to open to pull up her, she drilled a big wardrobe to go to again and immediately after cried.Is very not easy to make she to the bed, she embraces again me to cry.(Sweat)
Doesn't this still finish calculating, don't know that absolute being Jin to be getting wronger and see the cellular phone of flank, bang of for a while, mercilessly hit on the wall.I so helplessly looking at that beautifully fold type cellular phone to be divided into two half sons.
On the second day, she sleeps to wake up.Support head to looking at ground up break into two cellular phones, the spirit shouts of running and coming downstairs to carry a brick comes up.
I puzzlingly looking at her, don't know that she thinks why.Sees this beautiful MM picked up brick mercilessly and hit toward the cellular phone, after forcing open outer shell, she takes out the spare parts of inside and wreathed in smiles looking at me to say:Ha ha, are these spare partses worth 300 dollars and sold it to scrape up the money again to buy a cellular phone!.
I crazy sweat, want to don't want to break up!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1163 the man call in the guest house of special service
This summer is special hot, a man lived into one wife and children guest house while being on business, tired is about to go to bed for a day telephone ring.
Waiter:"How are you, the sorry bothers bottom, I am a stage, is our guest house special to serve you to need?"
"Not thank".The man answers very simply.
After hanging a telephone, this man tosses about and and is hard to fallen asleep, hence picked up a telephone to call stage to say:"Give I come a special service", not in a short while a young girl comes in.
The man then asks:How much is a night?The woman says "100"
The man says:"Took off so much and sit a sofa up."The woman signs a horse to strip nude to sit on the sofa.
The man returns to bed up lie down, the different meeting spreads a Han voice ……
The woman could not away with any further and called the man to come to when being quick sky of was bright,Cheap Beats By Dre, you called I come dry what?
Hey Hey!The man says:The mosquito is too many me could not sleep …… ( depend, feelings is to call to feed mosquito, Kui he thinks come out)
Does a spool of joke brocade gather chapter 1164 to call Jackie Chan or Chen Zhen?
Police:"Say, what do you call?"
Prisoner:"I am Jackie Chan."
Police:"You how don't call Chen Zhen, put attitude for me regular!Say you to call well what?"
Prisoner:"I am Chen Zhen."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1165 to have the cellular phone the empress didn't good matter
An old man puts blame on his/her own son to the old companion:"If not that he packs a telephone for us, An still detection not this boy has an accident feeling in the city."
The old companion nervously asks:"Son's what matter?"
"I made a phone call for him last night, the result was answering of always a female, talked nonsense what'you stired of the telephone has already shut down'.The cellular phone closed, how can the that girl hear my voice?Hum, she doesn't dare to take more chamber with me, can I listen to out on listenning to the voice that this isn't our daughter-in-law.You say this midnight of, this girl at he did that also occupy?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the question and answer of chapter 1166 super cow[the author recommend]
Ask:how can lose a hip most availably?
Answer:Ceng tree.
Ask:does the display appearance without intermission and slightly tremble and have what way?
Answer:you also keep trembling and be your frequency and flap and display appearance consistent, you feel not to come out.
Ask:why don't the good horse eat to turn head grass?
Answer:because the horse moves bowels to pull in the behind.
Ask:how remove the vexed person's dog?Neighborhood in my house someone keeps a dog, and ignores it to literally run and usually moves bowels at my family in the evening and have a way don't let it move bowels at my house, or done in complete secrecily put to death it and the nobody know.
Answer a:say with host useless, I tell you the good idea.At the time that dog moved bowels each time, you peeped and waited dogged to discover that you are peeping, it will feel ashamed of, don't dare to arrive your family to move bowels any further.
Answer two:buy one set calculator for it, then teach it how to get to the Internet, it had no time to go to your family.
Ask:why I play a 3 D game is the originator of a loan association dizzy?
Answer a:the cerebellum isn't flourishing.
Answer two:the brain isn't flourishing.
Answer three:all of none of brains are flourishing.
Ask:how drive out ant?
Answer a:stick up the "curfew" or"confiscate and seal" to wait certain context on the bedroom door, result in bedroom's hasing already stopped the appearance of business.
Answer two:buy an anteater to come back not to knot.
Answer three:broadcast Zhang Chu's song 《ant 》 30 times.
Answer four:stick this question to the ant nest doorway, difficult die they!Being difficult deathlessly will be also died by this contrary theory molestation.
Answer five:keep some white ants, let their racial discrimination, mutual annihilation.
Ask:how pick up to more money down the street?
Answer a:cast away a ground of top of own purses can.
Answer two:had better be garbage to clean up a member.So 10 money several rates are big.
Answer three:money not is to pick up, also not want to lower the head to walk, money is the sky drops down, every moment lift up head to see.
Ask:what is the most simple longevity secret ?
Answer:keep breath, don't break spirit.
Ask:I want to ask to know not to know and then know not to know or not 100 times to know not to know not to know to know in the end know to become not to know or not still don't know that the sky knows that the ground knows to know 100 times if want to ask me to know not to know to don't know nor know.Please add punctuation mark, eyes go into not and very carefully~
Answer:I want to ask to know 100 times:"know or not?"Know and then know, don't know or not.Don't know not to know, didn't know to know, in the end knew to become not to know, don't know to still don't know.The sky knows, the ground know and know 100 times, if want to ask me to know not to know, know to don't know nor know!
Ask:why don't the moon round the sun to turn?
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