Keep is once had it but all and!
Wife:How to speak?
Husband:She wrote two poems for me!!
Wife:I depend!Their house can't be the poet's house!!Read!!!
Husband:The poem reads aloud 1-the leveret of Qiong Qiong, the east walks the west attend to, the person is rather new, dress rather past;The poem reads aloud 2-setting sun just at, break bowel place, one clan smoke village, several frost trees, the gold breeze jade exposes a to mutually meet, then wins but the human life innumerable, this feeling if long-last, again in the morning and night!!
Wife:(is disgusting, annoy)!This Yin child's dissolute woman!Exaggerated too much!!Tell me who she is!!
Husband:The younger sister of green Xia!
Wife:Who is the green Xia again??
Husband:Is the pig head three daughters,Beats By Dr Dre Solo?
Wife:So pig head three which??
Husband:The husband of match Shih Tzu
Wife:Match Shih Tzu?
Husband:The match Shih Tzu is a pig head old mama of three wives, green Xia and purple Xia!!
Wife:Oh however you still don't tell me that purple Xia is who ah!
Husband:The younger sister of green Xia!
Wife:(is hasty)I am to ask her name is what!
Husband:Her name is two Chinese characterses!
Wife:(is more hasty)Am I to ask her to call what?
Husband:"Call", she again isn't that how may"chicken" call?
Wife:(is more more hasty)Is I it the true that asks her that is what?
Husband:(is interrogative)You how can anyone know is what she use an assumed name?
Wife:So you say the telephone of her house!
Husband:I have never seen, not that clear
Wife:Am I to say what the telephone number of her house is?
Husband:The telephone number of her house should be 0-9 Arabic numeralses to constitute
Wife:(is helpless)Calculated and calculated, seeing to me was to ask not to come out, that do you tell me where she lives?
Husband:(is mysterious)She doesn't make me tell anyone Chuang hotel in the food house that she lives in the bead nest village!
Wife:(is inwardly satisfied, at every step and tightly force)That you with her make progress to arrive what extent?
Husband:I met with her two days ago!
Wife:Then which?
Husband:(hate)Niang west skin!Then I discover that"she" is incredibly a person to call that the jade tree faces breeze to win Pan Anne and a small Yin insect that Li Hua presses a begonia and man woman to want a week Bo Tong!-A beard about 30 years old pulls big masters of Cha!!
Wife:Ha ha!Afterwards which?
Husband:Afterwards if not that I"Shan" of quick, almost"the integrity in old age doesn't protect"
Wife:Admire~~~admire~~~admire~~~, great!See you hereafter dare to also make a mess of!!To, do you still have contact with that purple Xia hereafter?
Husband:From meet later I in a pet and the purple Xia ruptured a relation and then forsook darkness for light-with the old mama match Shih Tzu of purple Xia seduce last!
Wife:!
Husband:Match Shih Tzu although Xu Niang Ban is old,the charm saves particularly, particularly is a literary talent to be rated as historic one unique wife;How did you speak it ?
Husband:She wrote modern Ci of three empresses for me!
Wife:, And then come out to come to a filth Ci person!Read!!
Husband:Ci 1-want!, Ci 2-I want!!, Ci 3-I still want!!!
Wife:Having to make is wrong!This kind of breaks Ci, I take heel to literally write for a day 3, 20 also not a problem!Afterwards which?
Husband:Afterwards she uploaded to come to her photograph from the net!
Wife:(laugh behind one's back)This time can't be a certain"smelly man" again?
Husband;Which have!Is a real beauty this time!And you still know her!
Wife:Who ah?
Husband:My younger sister!
Wife:Hum~~~hum~~~this is the end that shows consideration everywhere!Stew in one's own juice!See you from now on dare to also spend heart?
Husband:Although I am naturally a feeling saint, ah!Unfortunately I already"the famous courtesan has a lord"!(Become overdo deep feeling ground to hope a wife)the wife suddenly discover two of us absolutely is too~~~the sort went together with, this God gave our feelings to be full of hope and wave from the first~~~Man, if the god must give this falls in love with to plus a term, I hope to is 10,000 years!!!
Wife:(is wildly dizzy, start using a head to bump a wall)#&Amp;@#§★●◆※□◇○☆●★$%& amp;*%^%#!!!!!!MyGod!So can also!The I took YOU!!!I must go out to vomit for a while first!!
Husband:(long one breath, laugh behind one's back, continue to get to the Internet)This world changed quietly on the whole
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A couple are drying in the sun wife Yu to see on the sea beach a female Lang station that wears a Bikini swimsuit to scart a lane Zi in the beachhead.
"Feed, you see!"She calls a way to the husband:"She worships with you of the dream dew look exactly alike."
But the husband ignores and continues to be devoted to stem to live son.
"How?Your true 1:00 all not emotion interest?"The wife surprisedly asks a way.
"Certainly."Husband apathetically says, " she if really exposing with dream is similar, you are to absolutely can't let what me see."
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The old Hong and Liu Nyu has illicit love at home on the first, the sudden Liu Nyu's husband big Wei takes a daughter back, the old Hong frightens hurriedly to hide inside in the wardrobe, Liu Nyu also frightens keep breathing heavily.
The big Wei thinks his wife's heart attack made, is about to send to hospital hospital, its daughter discovered the old Hong in the wardrobe, hence say:"Father, old uncle Hong hides here."
The big Wei gets angry with of say:"My wives all so, do you still have idea to hide with the kid cat cat to have fun?"
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In the evening husband's turning over to reply on the bed could not sleep, the wife son asks:"Is dear of you how was this ?"
The husband says:"I lend old Wang Jia's money tomorrow is to expect.But didn't°yet how should money's returning this do."
Qi Er hears:" Are you this?"Say and then descend a bed to walk to the window side to open a window and then loudly call:"Old king, old king, my house dear tomorrow has no money to return to you!"
Close after finishing saying the good window returns to a bed up, smile happily of say:"You who is dear have peace of mind of sleep, now the it's old Wang Shui's turn to don't wear."
The text chapter 4397 husband eats elder brother Wei/sincere talk/dissipated old man/super living to visit shot of brigade/the premarital VS is after getting married
Renew time:2009-2-2817:09:14 chapter word numbers:1831
In early morning, the wife asks a husband:"Is dear, you think ascend which have breakfast?Is the McDonald's still Kentucky?"
The husband answered:"Probably is elder brother Wei's function!I what don't want to eat as well!"
Noon, the wife asks a husband:"Is dear, you think ascend which have lunch?Arrive a wine shop or a home?"
The husband answered:"Probably is elder brother Wei's function!I what don't want to eat as well!"
Arrived dinner time the wife ask a husband:"Is dear, you think ascend which have supper?Arrive a wine shop or a home?"
The husband answered:"Probably is elder brother Wei's function!I what don't want to eat as well!"
The wife cannots help but saying:"So ask you to get down from my body!I felt hungry!"
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